its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
