How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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