I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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