Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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