I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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