You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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