the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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