i jhust puked up my retainher.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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