Fuck appropriateness.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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