I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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