Jerry, you need to find god
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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