"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize
