Dual....:-)
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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