Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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