i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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