There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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