okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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