I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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