also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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