I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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