i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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