Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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