I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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