you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm too high and old for this...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
