first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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