Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
