North Korea, Best Korea!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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