Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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