I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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