As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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