that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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