her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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