I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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