dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
