Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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