were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Randomize
