they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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