On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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