508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
