It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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