Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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