Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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