the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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