whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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