he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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