White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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