I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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