Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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