He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
