You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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