Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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