he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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