One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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