Say something about gay babies.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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