Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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