Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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