at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
