The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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